Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
