so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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