You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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