After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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