It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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