Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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