Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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