i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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