bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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