That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I love you. Go after that dick
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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