I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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