College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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