This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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