you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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