is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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