How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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