how can u be prego again
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.