dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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