she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing