You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck