He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.