Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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