Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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