pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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