Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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