did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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