Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm both gender and math confused
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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