His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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