i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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