on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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