He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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