TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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