Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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