can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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