I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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