we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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