Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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