question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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