Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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