Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
If I die, sorry about rent.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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