is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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