Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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