Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just found puke in my bra..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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