we have pet lesbian snakes
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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