i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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