just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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