32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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