Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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