nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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