Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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