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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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