are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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