woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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