Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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