There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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