Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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