with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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