How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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