I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize
